My brother and I thought it be funny to re-write a Christmas story poem. We sertainly had a good time!! lol
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the apartment
Not a creature was stirring, not even a dog
Some of the stockings were taped to the fake fireplace with care
in hopes they wouldn’t make a mess and spill everywhere.
The people were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of Julian Smith Sang in their heads
and mamma in her PJ’s and I in my onsy
Had settled ourselves for a long winter chinook sleep
When out on the sidewalk there arose such a scrapping
I was startled out of bed to see what was the matter
Away down the hall I flew like a flash
I tore open the door and threw out the trash
The light on the street on the new paved sidewalk
Gave some bright light on the street below
When, what to my surprised eyes should see
was Ron shoveling the snow, and rattling keys
When along came a noisy young boy, so tired and slow
I knew in a moment it must be Sir. Kyle
More rapid than ocean waves in his truck they came
And he whistled, and shouted and called them by name!
Now Dustin!, now Wyatt!, now, Brandan and Kody!
On, Julian!, on, Mac!, on, Tanner and Brady!
To the top of the balcony, and back to the parking lot
Now drive away!, drive away! drive away all!
As quickly as possible before the wild blizzard came
When they meet with an officer, on the side of the road
So down the streets and highway they safely drove
With a vehicle full of gas and Frosty too
And then, in the kitchen, I heard the fridge door
The spreading of butter and laying of cheese
As Michael perked up his nose, and came around the corner
Out from the fridge was Kyle munching some ham.
He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his foot
And his clothes were all shiny and new as he stood
A bundle of tacos he had stuck in his pocket
As he went on his way, sitting on his rocket
Bella’s eyes how they twinkled! Her appetite how merry
Her paws were like soft as pillows, her nose like an olive
Her grin was as convincing like a beggar
And her teeth was as white as the sparkling snow
The pepsi Mike held tight in his hands
And the sandwich he made was delish!
He had a smile on his face as his meal filled his belly
As he ran down the stairs as if something was smelly!
He was almost to his room, when he forgot some pancakes upstairs
And I laughed when I saw him in a hurry
a clap of his hands, and leap of joy
Soon gave me to know he found the rest of his food
Mike spoke not a word and went back to his work,
And painted his cans, and gave them a smirk
And laying a finger aside on his chin
looking at his work and giving a grin
Kyle sprang to his truck, to his crew he gave a text
And away they all drove like a big T-Rex
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
“Thanks for the food, and have a good night”